Showing posts with label film. Show all posts
Showing posts with label film. Show all posts

Thursday, January 22, 2009

The Bug and Passing Strange on 24SevenCities

Sorry for my absence, space cadets, but I have not been up to nothing (not entirely, at least). I have posted a few fresh blogs for my new kickass writing home, 24SevenCities. Check them out and let me know what you think:

Review of The Bug's London Zoo

Thoughts on the Sundance Film Festival and Spike Lee's Passing Strange

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Romero v. Donovan: Season of the Witch

Sometimes people think the filmocanonography of George Romero stretches no further than his Dead cycle. Well, my friends, those people have not seen Knightriders, Martin, or The Crazies. They also haven't seen Romero's early '70s exploitation of modern witchcraft to explore the feminist awakening.

Sometimes people think the Donovan songbook stretches no further than "Mellow Yellow". Well, my friends, those people never checked out his theme song (first released in 1966) for George Romero's early '70s exploitation of modern witchcraft to explore the feminist awakening, Season of the Witch. Madman Mike picked up on the song independently, I think he might like the movie.

Gary Collins on Scorcese's After Hours

Gary Collins just contributed a nice review of Martin Scorcese's 1985 nightmare comedy After Hours on No Ripcord. Scorcese isn't usually thought of as a comedy director, but at this low point in his Hollywood career he was a master. After Hours and its forerunner, The King of Comedy, stand as two of the finest dark comedies of the '80s. Go ahead, Netflix them. You won't be sorry for long.



A slight sidenote, a historical factoid, what have you: everybody in the '80s really wanted Rosanna Arquette. This is a song Toto wrote about her:

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Come Along And Ride


It's funny how the crayola interiors of the human body make just as good a sci-fi setting as, say, space, the deep ocean, or your mind itself. JK Muir on Fantastic Voyage. A primary influence on Mr. Show's "Inside the Actor" scene.


Sunday, December 28, 2008

Back and to the Left


So I just found out the JFK assassination is still big online traffic bait. Gary Collins is an engaging, thoughtful film writer who has started contributing to my movie team at No Ripcord. He recently dropped a review of the Oliver Stone masterpiece JFK that I don't agree with, but is a cogent piece of writing that makes a good case for his feelings towards it. This one review has attracted more comments than I have seen on No Ripcord ever, highlighted by a duo of highly intelligent writers in their own right, Alan Shulman, the man who sank TV on the Radio's Metacritic score, and Dan Schneider, controversial Minneapolis poet and fellow No Ripcord film writer. Their lively, detailed JFK debate touches on some elemental disagreements about art, particularly the ethics of spinning fiction around reality. Check out the contentious article here.

Comin' Back At Ya! The New 3D Sensation Breeds With The Horror Remake Sickness

Another terrifying bummer that looks to be potentially entertaining. 1981's My Bloody Valentine, an above average slasher that gave its name to a legendary band, is coming back in what looks to be an average slasher remake. This new MBV, however, is trying to add an extra dimension to the original: the third dimension. No matter how crappy this new movie is, I'm very dubious about anybody who has never wanted to be chased by a crazed miner in 3D. Dark Scribe posted an interview with the screenwriter that reveals some good intentions, so fingers crossed...in threeedeeeeee.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

The Fantasmo Interview - A Lost Blog Contribution

Sometime last year, a young woman started a blog called Cannot Escape Hampton Roads. She was pretty great at the nascent format of blogging. Daily updates with a good balance of information, personality, and occasional whimsy. Then, silence. Who knows, maybe the lady escaped Hampton Roads. So I was very excited to see this blog pop up, and enthusiastically responded to her solicitations for local-related content. Then, I blew it off and procrastinated for a good month or so. We love to say Virginia is for Haters, but I think its pretty important in understanding our collective character that Virginia is just as much for Lazers, that being lazy people and not colorful sci-fi gunshots, although we also love those (and, you know, we have a problem with gun violence, whatevs). So by the time I actually e-nterviewed Jim Blanton over at Fantasmo for her blog, it had already gone quiet. You may know of my admiration for Jim's work from some of my recent posts. Well now, you are here to witness the belated premiere of my now badly dated e-mail conversation with him.


what is fantasmo?

Fantasmo (aka Fantasmo Cult Cinema Explosion) is a monthly film program celebrating the best and worst cult filmdom has to offer. It pulls from many different genres (although horror is definitely a focus), and attempts to recreate some of the hoopla and gimmickry that surrounded actual theater screenings of the films in their heyday. Additionally we (being myself and intrepid co-founder Rob Floyd) also try to provide some history/commentary to give the audience perspective, and have in the occasional special guest (which has in the past included critics, scholars, and actors/writers).

who started it?

Fantasmo was started by me and my contractual friend for life/library volunteer Rob Floyd. Rob and I met through separate programs we were working on at the library that involved the themes of horror (Monster Fest) and science-fiction (FantaSci). We agreed that our yearly programs just weren’t enough to meet the demand of participants, thus the idea of a monthly series was formed.

how long has this been going on? which show are you on?
Fantasmo began in April 2005, and we are now up to our 40th(!) episode in September.

can you discuss your next double feature?
Our next double-feature is going to be one of our “special editions.” The theme for the month is “Fantasmo Prom,” and we’ll be screening Carrie and Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II. Being that we get to highlight both 70’s and 80’s horror (our favorite decades for horror), this is a bit of a bonus for us. In addition to the films we’ll also be creating a true prom atmosphere. We’re going to be taking prom photos, putting up prom decorations, crowning a king and queen, etc. As with practically every other “special edition” Fantasmo we’ve never done anything like this before, so it should be pretty interesting . . . and wildly unpredictable.

what are a few of your favorite fantasmo bills? which have you found to be the most inexplicably popular?

It’s hard to choose, but a few come to mind as favorites. On a sheer coolness level, our tribute to The Destroyer was a highlight. We screened Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins and had Destroyer author Warren Murphy in to talk about the adaptation of his long-running character into big screen hero. It was all the more interesting in that he wasn’t necessarily pleased with the end result, which made for an insightful discussion. But it was just an amazing feeling to be watching Remo with the man who created him, and to hear the audience applaud loudly when his name came up in the opening credits. Very cool. A favorite Fantasmo for outrageousness was our “Dueling Chainsaws” episode. We screened Motel Hell and Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 which are of course great films. Better still though we cooked up chainsaw chili which featured some very unusual ingredients!

In terms of inexplicable popularity, the hands-down winner is the 1980 Village People film Can’t Stop the Music. We screened this as part of our first anniversary all-night marathon, and it really touched a chord with the audience. I think initially people responded enthusiastically to the kitsch value. Let’s face it, the film is an epic spectacle directed by Nancy “quicker-picker-upper” Walker, starring Village People, Steve Guttenberg, and Bruce Jenner . . . that’s quite a roster. It was so popular though that we have since made it our annual holiday show in December. The thing is, after now having seen it numerous times over the years, I think people have formed a new respect for it as a truly entertaining piece of filmmaking. It’s still horrendous, but it’s a textbook example of a “so bad it’s good” sort of cult film.

Another film that also proved inexplicably popular, although not to the extent of CSTM, was the 1985 kung fu/gymnastics misfire Gymkata. The film was helmed by the director of Enter the Dragon so it’s well-mounted, but foolishly attempted to make an action star out of gymnast Kurt Thomas. While Thomas was undeniably a great gymnast, he was no Bruce Lee. Furthermore, the notion of gymnastics being a deadly art in and of itself did not translate well to the big screen. The film labors to produce situations that require his talents (e.g. a pommel horse showing up in the middle of an Eastern European farming village), which result in a lot of unintentional humor.


besides showing movies, what do you do to create an appropriate atmosphere for fantasmo?

Well, on a general level we try to decorate the place with posters and memorabilia to give it a theater-like atmosphere. But in many cases we’ll do things beyond that. For example, when we screened Tobe Hooper’s The Funhouse, we decked the place out like a funhouse and had in carnival performers. For a screening of John Carpenter’s The Fog, we actually pumped fog into the auditorium. In terms of gimmickry, we’ve done things like the chainsaw chili night that tap into zany promotional efforts of the past. Other examples have included screening William Castle films such as Thirteen Ghosts complete with ghost viewers (which worked incredibly well), handing out false mustaches for our celebration of the Smokey and the Bandit trilogy, holding a Clue tournament prior to a screening of the film, etc. And of course our most recent example is the upcoming prom night.

what are some notable presentations or guests you've had?

We’ve been very fortunate to have some extremely generous folks donate their time to Fantasmo. As I mentioned we had Warren Murphy host our Destroyer tribute, but there have been many others. A few include noted genre scholar John Kenneth Muir, dark fantasy novelist Tony Ruggiero, actor Greg Wolcott (Plan 9 From Outer Space), actress Jacqueline Scott (Empire of the Ants), Seagalogy author/outlaw film critic Vern, etc. We have some great ones lined up for this year as well that we’re very excited about, but they shall remain nameless for now.

what is beautiful or important to you about cult cinema?

Cult cinema is important to me personally, as it is largely responsible for instilling in me a lifelong love of film. The small town I grew up in had a couple of theaters which would always show midnight movies on Friday and Saturday nights. Cool sounding titles such as Eraserhead, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Dawn of the Dead, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, etc. I was a little too young in the late 70’s/early 80’s to actually attend the screenings, but I was always fascinated by the fact that people would strike out at such a late hour to see a movie . . . so they had to be pretty special. I made it more or less a mission to see them, along with a steady diet of genre films, and that interest has continued to this day (and ultimately led to the creation of Fantasmo).

In terms of importance to the world of cinema, I’d say that cult films have been significant in spurring the independent film movement. Generally when you look at successful cult films such as Chain Saw, Eraserhead, Pink Flamingos, etc., they were essentially independent efforts. That allowed them to break out of the traditional filmmaking mold and transcend conventional storytelling. As a result they were one of a kind experiences that featured wild energy and imagery that could not be duplicated (i.e. translated into a formula). Of course there are plenty of cult films that came out of the studio system (e.g. Rocky Horror), and we show them regularly at Fantasmo. As for their beauty, I would say that they are beautiful in the sense that they provide us with glimpses of worlds we have never seen before . . . as all truly great films should.

my viewing experiences at fantasmo have ranged from amazing to great to good to transcendently attrocious to bad...and its rarely easy to tell the difference. what are you trying to do, man? destabilize my illusions of aesthetic objectivity? or is it just fun?

Yeah, emotions can really run the gamut at Fantasmo! I think you’re on to something with the destabilization theory. Part of what we’re trying to do is to give often neglected films a little more credit than they might otherwise receive from the established community of film criticism. You’ll never see for example Remo Williams on a glitzy AFI top 100 list, but at Fantasmo we will celebrate it and treat it like an important contribution to cinema worthy of analysis and discussion. By treating “B-movies” as the equals of so-called classic films, we’re hopefully making folks aware of another branch of cinema that they might not have fully considered. So George, I would say that if you’ve come away with the impression that Death Race 2000 is just as worthy of admiration as Citizen Kane then I consider it a job well done on the part of Team Fantasmo!

That being said, we hope you have a lot of fun during the process rather than it being A Clockwork Orange/Alex type situation : )

it sure is cool of the chesapeake library to let you show unsavory hard R movies instead of banning harry potter or something. to what do you attribute this refreshing tolerance?

Well, since my first day here as a librarian what I’ve loved about Chesapeake is that ideas and creativity are strongly encouraged and supported. That stems in large part from a commitment to the library ideal of intellectual freedom, which promotes the right of patrons to have access to information (be it Shakespeare or J. K. Rowling). Basically there’s a recognition that we are here to serve a wide variety of interests and needs, not just offer “traditional” programming such as book clubs and tax seminars. Programming is really a focus now of public libraries, and Chesapeake has been a local leader in recognizing that need. I should also mention though, that the recognition extends beyond Chesapeake. Fantasmo won the Virginia Public Library Director’s Association award for Best Adult Library Program in 2006. So clearly Chesapeake isn’t alone in seeing the importance of a program like Fantasmo.

how is fantasmo related to monsterfest? also, what is monsterfest?

Actually Fantasmo is related to two programs, FantaSci and Monster Fest. In 2002 I started a sci-fi/fantasy themed program here at the library called FantaSci, modeled after conventions that usually take place in larger venues. There didn’t seem to be anything around here like that, so it seemed like a good idea. As it turned out, my instincts were right and the program was a huge success which drew thousands of people. The third year of FantaSci a library patron/horror aficionado named Rob Floyd saw how it was doing and thought a similar program focused on horror/monster movies would be great too. So from that sprang Monster Fest, a yearly convention celebrating horror movies and literature.

As Rob and I started to work together on those programs, we thought it would be fun to do something more frequent in nature. Being huge fans of cult cinema, the idea of a monthly film program was sort of a natural conclusion. We actually labored a bit on the name before hitting on the idea of combining the names of our two programs. Fantas (from FantaSci) + Mo (from Monster Fest) = Fantasmo.

can a public library get an abc license?

Maybe in Europe : )

what local organizations, businesses, artists etc. mean the most to you?
The ones that mean the most to me on a personal level are those that have played such a significant part in supporting the efforts I’ve been involved in. That would include fan clubs, comic shops, local theaters, genre authors, etc. Folks that have recognized the importance of the types of programs like Fantasmo, and lent their time and energy to promoting and participating . . . and that constitutes a pretty long list I’m happy to say. In my opinion we’re all part of a team working to provide experiences that will enrich this area in which we live. I know that probably sounds a little lofty given that we deal in chainsaw chili, but I have seen firsthand how these events have allowed a community to form in which people gather and discuss shared interests. In this day and age where we communicate so much electronically (which don’t get me wrong I embrace wholeheartedly), I think it’s important to still have venues in which we can get together and share experiences face to face. Fantasmo and its brethren have provided those opportunities, and it’s been very rewarding to receive such tremendous support over the years from so many corners (present company included).

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

We'll Miss You, Bernie

Hey, just wanted to post a lazy seasonal blog with a clip of one of my favorite subversive comedies, Terry Zwigoff's Bad Santa. I love it because the movie is ruthless, with the great Billy Bob Thornton channeling the immortal (but still very very dead from alcohol related death) WC Fields in depicting his titular poor St. Nick not as a lovable goofball, but rather a bona fide late stage alcoholic. Thornton's name in the film, Willie T. Stokes, could also fit into the pantheon of great Fields character names such as Harold Bissonette, Eustace P. McGargle, and Egbert Souse.

This is a great clip, but I'll tell you what really kicked me in the pants (and while I was wearing them). Seeing Mr. Bernie Mac cursing at a midget, I realized it still doesn't feel like he's gone. Don't seem right, do it? Like we'll all realize that was a big cosmic mistake and he'll pop back up to do a stand-up movie. Fingers crossed.

Fantasmo the 13th


Some time ago in the early days of this venerable, historic, eponymous blog, I posted an item on the upcoming January Fantasmo. I'm sorry to say this turned out to be fairly false, as the upcoming installment will not be a requiem for the Friday the 13th before it is befouled by Michael Bay and his minions, but instead a nightlong wallow in humorous Austrailian zombie carnage. Even better, right? Yes, but some of us needed this, a fond farewell to Jason and his honest string of dependably mediocre slashers before they are supplanted by the misanthropic ugliness of Bay-sanctioned muckupery.

Have no fear, horror fans. On February 6, a mere week before the shady remake whose only redeeming aspect is its release date, Fantasmo will take us on a whirlwind journey through the resonant original trilogy. These three films tell the archetypical story of Jason's mom killing several teens, then Jason doing the same later, then Jason doing it again the next day and stealing a hockey mask (yeah, it took him 3 movies to work out his look).

Did you ever see a the best history show ever, Connections? James Burke would illustrate how several series of discrete events, ideas, and advancements would converge to make possible historical scientific revolutions. Well consider this series of connections: In the year 1983, several film franchises were hitting their second sequel. Springing with a novel, entertaining idea out of the late '70s, these movies were by now entirely devoid of new ideas or a compelling reason to continue their respective sagas. A mere few years earlier, however, one of the best titles the world had ever seen, Comin' at Ya!, re-invigorated a hoary cliche and intoduced new technology making cheap, poorly made 3-D possible. Hence, audiences of 1983 were treated to titles such as Amityville 3-D and Jaws 3-D.

Which brings us back around to Fantasmo. The big Friday the 13th night has been delayed to take advantage of some new DVD releases set to take advantage of the new movie release. Not only will the uncut version of the first Friday (which, ironically, has a lot more cutting in it) screen, but the third movie, which as a film is totally irrelevant, other than that hockey mask thing, will play in 3 Middling Dimensions! So lets take a walk back to 1983, when eyeballs and yo-yos both popped out of the screen at you!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

At the Naro...



Well, it is late December and you know what that means...time to catch up to independent movies. Before the Naro inexplicably closes in the middle of the week, I'm going to make sure to take a look at Let the Right One In. I think somebody in that movie is a vampire. And they don't speak English. Scary, huh? Coming up after the theater re-opens is Gus Van Sant's return to sorta mainstream film-making with Sean Penn as Milk. Mmm...Oscar bait. Still waiting for The Wrestler (incidentally, "Waiting for the Wrestler" was an early draft title for Samuel Beckett's first play).

Friday, December 12, 2008

Golden Globules - The Flashy Pimp Of Awards Season (or, snark about things I, for the most part, haven't seen)


I'm fond of the Golden Globes, and I have no sense of their history nor can I even recall past winners. I do know that they're the most likely to produce yammering, hammered antics from their principal innovation that really should be standard for awards ceremonies of any type: free booze. In fact, free shit seems to be the obvious magic touch that keeps these laughable awards, given out by the tiny, irrelevant Hollywood Foreign Press, going, and there's something a lot more fun and honest about that. Nobody takes awards seriously anyway, there is something appealingly, openly disreputable about the Golden Globes parade. Lets take a look at this year's nominees, which I do not care about in the least. Oh, blogging, you're such an ephemeral medium it makes me hard.




Best Motion Picture - Drama

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
David Fincher is bringing alliteration back.

Frost/Nixon
Can Ron Howard make this less interesting than the title? I bet he can!

The Reader
Really bad title for a MOVIE. I know this has a plot full of incidence and whatnot, but I still just picture Kate Winslet slowly thumbing through a book, occasionally moving her eyebrows to almost indicate reactions. I am willing to write up a treatment if anybody wants to see that movie.

Revolutionary Road
More alliteration. Winslet and DiCaprio for another epic of...caucasian marital malaise! Period caucasian marital malaise! Because that's what Obama's America finds so goddamn fascinating.

Slumdog Millionaire
I actually do want to see this one, but I wonder if Danny Boyle's not just getting payback for the egregiously overlooked Trainspotting and 28 Years Later. And of course The Beach, which I'm fairly sure was Leo's most successful movie ever, both in terms of money and what Hollywood's really after, hearts and minds.


Best Actress - Drama

Anne Hathaway - Rachel Getting Married
First movie I've seen on this list! And Hathaway was awesome. While Lindsay Lohan followed up being a Disney princess by transforming herself into a tragic junky whore, Anne Hathaway figured out that her profession allowed her to safely explore such sides of her soul through...wait for it...acting.

Angelina Jolie - Changeling
Really should be the title of her first album, and then Changeling should have a mud fight with Sasha Fierce.

Meryl Streep - Doubt
But there's no doubt about Streep being the finest screen actress of hers or any generation! I would really like to get hired as one of those fake blurb writers. Unfortunately, I'm real. Which is how I explain the string of failures that constitute my life without forming a coherent narrative with a tight focus.

Kristen Scott Thomas - I've Loved You So Long
I don't trust any Prince conquest that didn't produce an irresistable synth-funk single under his tutelage in the 80s. When she wants to get back Under The Cherry Moon, I'll give her a chance, but until then I'm going to stick tight to my English Patient rule- award winning movies with Kristen Scott Thomas suck.

Kate Winslet - Revolutionary Road
This is going to be one of those movies I'm going to have to see to decry it. Once again: is anybody interested in unhappy rich white Americans? There's a reason I don't talk to my friends about divorce.


Best Actor - Drama

Leonardo DiCaprio - Revolutionary Road
He's very talented, I know, but why does he keep getting miscast as grown men?

Frank Langella - Frost/Nixon
I hear he's great, but if he wins award one for this I personally need to see him fight Anthony Hopkins in some type of Hollwood Babylon/Thunderdome pay-per-view event, perhaps as a lead-up to the Angelina Jolie/Beyonce Knowles fight to the death.

Sean Penn - Milk
Always a buzzkill at these shows, it would be a nice coup for Sean Penn to drunkedly make out with James Franco a la Adrien Brody attacking Halle Berry at the Oscars. Smells like victory.

Brad Pitt - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Now that I've decided that I want all A-List male Hollywood actors to turn magically homosexual, ponder what kind of funny combination name the tabloids would have to come up with if Brad Pitt started dating Chiwetel Ejiofor.

Mickey Rourke - The Wrestler
Darren Aronofsky makes The Wrestler starring Mickey Rourke as The Wrestler. I'm just going to call this the best movie ever until the actual movie has a chance to discredit that statement. I can think of so many ways for this one to go, all of them awesome. And all of them prominently featuring Mickey Rourke rasslin. Anyway, isn't he owed an award not only for his role as the most tragic waste of talent on the planet, but also his committed masquerade as a minor professional boxer?


Best Motion Picture - Comedy/Musical

Burn After Reading
Second movie I've seen! Whoo! A middling entry in the filmography of two of my favorite directors. Malkovich is hilarious.

Happy-Go-Lucky
Ooh, look at me, I'm Mike Leigh. I love actors so fucking much, I'm going to let them annoy the shit out of you for like two and a half hours! I'm so damn brilliant, and I loooove actors! You know what, Mike Leigh? I know actors, and they'll do that shit for free.

In Bruges
I still really want to see this one. Ralph Fiennes has yet to play a psychopath in a bad movie.

Mamma Mia!
Haven't seen it, don't need to. Because the trancendent music of Abba is not for setting a fictional story to, unless that story is Muriel's Wedding or the fictional adventures of Alan Partridge. The music of Abba is for listening to and passionately pantomiming as you apply the events of your own life to the immaculate compositions that manage to address every core issue of the human condition. I know this, I often do this. The only thing that could make me NEED to see this film is if a key role was played by the undisputed queen of American stage and screen, Meryl Streep. What?! It does?! Well then Mamma Mia! This is the movie to see-a! Meryl Streep, if you're reading this, I really, really want to be your publicist.

Vicky Christina Barcelona
Woody Allen made a movie that doesn't suck this year? Better give him some kind of award for not sucking when it is obviously hard for you not to suck at this age of your life. Porn scenarios on a PG-13 psuedo-philosophical Woody Allen scale. Great actors compensate for Scarlett Johansen playing a role that suits her dingbattery. Beautiful scenary and intermittent humor. Third movie I've seen so far! Alright!


Best Actress - Musical/Comedy

Rebecca Hall - Vicky Christina Barcelona
It is a tribute to Woody Allen's applied lechery that Scarlett is not only the least talented among the three female leads, but also the least beautiful. And her album was dumb.

Sally Hawkins - Happy-Go-Lucky
Wazzoopeschplazmm! Look at me, gov'nah! I'm acting up a storm I am! All up in your face! Chim chim cheree!

Frances McDormand - Burn After Reading
Perhaps its no surprise that McDormand is great in this film. Perhaps it is a surprise that this is the best performance she has ever given in a Coen Brothers film, with the possible exception of every other Coen Brothers film she has appeared in. And Curtis Hanson's Wonder Boys.

Meryl Streep - Mamma Mia!
I have only three words to say about Meryl Streep: Mamma Mia!

Emma Thompson - Last Chance Harvey
Has anybody ever seen or heard of this movie? I think Emma Thompson is really the safety answer for any awards category if you haven't done your homework. That would explain her win a few years ago for Sound Effects Editing.


Best Actor - Comedy/Musical

Javier Bardem - Vicky Christina Barcelona
I remember him being good in this one, per usual. I think he played "Barcelona".

Colin Farrell - In Bruges
I could get lost in his eyes. He was entrancing both in The New World and Miami Vice. Someday, I will complete my mash-up of these two masterpieces. It involves Sonny Crockett taking a motorboat-shaped time machine in order to smuggle a never-named Pocahontas to Cuba for Mojitos. Then lots of guns and poignant cultural tragedy.

James Franco - Pineapple Express
Alright, fourth movie I've seen! I really loved David Gordon Green's Pineapple Express, and particularly James Franco's performance as weeeed Jesus. Franco's Christ here kicks Jim Caveziel's depiction in The Mixed-Up Files of Messiah Jesus H. Christ out of the water. Franco's Jesus takes that other one and graphically, fetishistically tortures it for over two hours.

Brendan Gleason - In Bruges
I could get lost in his fat. Come to think of it, I could get lost in Ralph Fiennes' capacity for evil insanity in movies. While I've never seen nor read any of Martin McDonagh's work, I have heard that one can get lost in his word mastery. If I ever do see In Bruges, I'm tying a rope to myself because I'm getting lost.

Dustin Hoffman - Last Chance Harvey
Did Dustin Hoffman and Emma Thompson just invent a fictional motion picture to garner more nominations because that is what they vampiristically thrive on? I have no reason yet to think that's not the case




Monday, December 8, 2008

Betsy Palmer Does Fantasmo


Just received word from Jim Blanton of Fantasmo Cult Cinema Explosion, the Chesapeake Central Library heroes keeping the area safe for free, hard-R genre screenings in public buildings. In January, they will be running a double feature of Friday the 13th and Friday the 13th Part 2, the enormous hit that captured America's heart by answering some of nagging questions left open at the end of the original, while raising some tantalizing enigmas of its own. Anyway, turns out its Jason in Part 2 (as is also the case in 3-4,6-X, and Freddy vs. Jason, which was far more entertaining than Kramer vs. Kramer and far less entertaining than Ali vs. Frazier).

The exciting bonus feature for this event will be a live phone interview with Betsy Palmer, who in her quest to shoot a few days on a low budget slasher film to finance a used car, wound up stealing the movie with her inspired and deranged performance as Jason's mom. It was either Betsy Palmer for Friday the 13th or Sissy Spacek for Coal Miner's Daughter who won the Academy Award for Best Actress that year, I forget which. The last time I saw a phone interview at Fantasmo, I had the pleasure of listening to insightful, hilarious internet film scholar and Seagology expert Vern offer detailed analysis of the themes in Steven Seagal's filmic canon through one of those voice changers you saw in Scream.

This is perhaps an important local event for anybody who needs a cathartic requiem for the Friday the 13th series. In February, the franchise will undergo the most dire fate any horror movie can go through, having an unneccesary remake produced by Michael Bay. I don't have the same affection for Friday the 13th as some of the other movies Bay has already ruined such as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but I honestly don't see how his ultrahack touch can improve these early entries, which bear their own cheap, handmade charm. Trivia-wise, I believe the first two Fridays are the only ones not to feature a hockey mask, which is apparently all over the remake.