Sneakers Save Feet and RUIN LIVES

The heroes behind Rebel Rock will be using the new year to bring much needed attention to the life-destroying effects of sneakers. In addition to bringing attention to this obscure social problem, this will be the first in "a monthly tribute to everything dope". Which is cool, because I like dope stuff. Features live art by Berk, performance by mixtape champion and sci-fi bastard Ced Hughes, and ironically stationary photographs of sneakers by Tarpey Photo. Should be fresh, also clean, and takes place somewhere on the oceanfront. Of course.